Reporter? Gue?

Dear Estalia ,

I recently viewed your online resume and feel you may be qualified to be a reporter with USA Voice. In July 2006, USA Voice is launching the world's largest news organization. The power of the Internet is allowing USA Voice to launch a worldwide news network, focusing on news reported by local reporters in over 1,000 cities worldwide.

We are seeking a reporter in your local market for each of the following categories:
Business Reporter
Political Reporter
Sports Reporter
Investigative Reporter
Restaurant Critic [Ini cocoknya buat elo, Mel!]
Literary Critic
Movie Critic [Kalo ini sih Meta banget!]
Gossip Reporter

Gue ditawarin jadi reporter, hahahahaha. That's hilarious! Kalo jadi reporter juga paling cocok reporter gosip kali yaaaaa...