Sex & Calories

Sex is a good exercise but until recently this study comes out in the open. It tells us the relations between sex & calories burnt:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent = 12 cals
Without her consent = 187 cals

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands = 8 cals
With one hand = 12 cals
With your teeth = 85 cals

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection = 6 cals
Without an erection = 315 cals

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find clits = 8 cals
Trying to find g-spot = 92 cals

POSITIONS:
Missionary = 12 cals
69 lying down = 78 cals
69 standing up = 112 cals
Wheelbarrow = 216 cals
Doggy style = 326 cals
Italian chandelier = 912 cals

ORGASM:
Real = 112 cals
Fake = 315 cals

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging = 18 cals
Getting up immediately = 36 cals
Explaining why u get up immediately = 816 cals

GETTING A 2nd ERECTION:
20-29 yr old = 36 cals
30-39 yr old = 80 cals
40-49 yr old = 124 cals
50-59 yr old = 972 cals
60-69 yr old = 2916 cals
70- over = results is still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly = 32 cals
In a hurry = 98 cals
With her FATHER knocking at the door = 1218 cals
With your WIFE knocking at the door = 3521 cals

*This study is still debatable =)